I should be studying for my Bar License exam tomorrow but instead I’m listening to Manchester Orchestra on vinyl and eating an unhealthy amount chocolate.
This is not going to end well
- bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
- bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
- garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
- contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them